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Title: Could Your Ferret Be A Lesbian?
Post by: Weezilwitch on July 31, 2007, 01:49:04 AM
Top Ten Signs Your Ferret Might Be  A Lesbian:

10. You keep finding her lying on the Canadian Tire Catalogue.

9. The last hob who tried to sniff her butt was walking funny for days.

8. Every time she grooms herself, she ends up looking like she has a flattop.

7. You made her a hammock out of an old flannel shirt, and now she won't sleep anywhere else.

6. You've never seen a one-pound jill waddle like a six-pound hob before.

5. Any other ferret who shares naptime with that little albino jill is just asking for trouble.

4. Since when does a ferret drink herbal tea?

3. The only kind of footwear she'll snatch is Birkenstocks.

2. She goes dooky every time an Indigo Girls song comes on the radio.

1. Last time your nephew came over, she stole his toy U-Haul truck and carried it over to the little albino jill.

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Title: Could Your Ferret Be A Lesbian?
Post by: fuzzyfostermum on August 04, 2007, 09:16:53 AM
....I have a few fuzzbutt boys that I'm alittle confused about...Potter, we have to talk friend..... ;)