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« on: July 31, 2007, 12:37:28 AM »

Top Ten Signs Your Ferret Might Be Gay:

10. He keeps stashing your Abba CDs.

9. He's the only male ferret that one feisty jill will share her sleepsack with.

8. The fur around his "bellybutton" has been neatly trimmed.

7. He refuses to sleep in any hammock that isn't in the same colour scheme as his cage.

6. At meal times he eats with the jills. You'd swear they're gossiping.

5. He goes dooky every time "I Will Survive" comes on the radio.

4. When he wreaks havoc on your living room, it ends up looking better than it did before.

3. His war dance looks a lot like voguing.

2. OMG, is he wearing MASCARA?

1. Every time that handsome hob heads for a hammock, this guy races to get there first, then lolls on his back grinning.


I had a bad attitude a minute ago, but I think my ferret just swiped it.
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 09:17:59 AM »

...hmmmm.....Potter is going to have to come out of the closet now.......adrenal or not man!
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