Came across this on the inet, just had to share. You know when kids are bad in school, they have to write lines 100 times on the chalkboard? Here are some lines some bad ferrets should be writing. It's kinda long, so I'll just post the link. They are grouped by bad behaviours. Enjoy!
http://www.badpets.net/BadPets/BadFerret.html - We will not go outside without permission and supervision and give our human a heart attack while she runs around madly shaking a box of raisins.